Saturday, June 10, 2006

trendy puppy

Q: what do the following three pictures have in common?



A: well, aside from the fact that these cute, innocent, living-breathing creatures look absolutely horrified and half-strangled [LOOK at the second picture! if dogs could talk it'd be telling you to call the SPCA] to death, nothing.

thats right. nothing.
so this is a message for those of you who carry your puppy or small lap dogs to the mall and think that it's cute: it's not. dogs are not your accessories; they do not make YOU look any better. in fact, the only attention you will be receiving will be dissapointed looks from people who actually have a heart to care for their pets. please, dogs belong on the couch at home, not in your pseudo louis-vuitton puppy carrier.

"Small dog carriers are a wonderful way to show off your new puppy or small dog. Our carriers are unique and stylish. We love to see all those dogs being treated like royalty and toted around town. " -trendypuppy.com . . . . . . . . . uhhhhh... who TOTES their dog? seriously. royalty? last i checked, they sat in thrones. likewise, see above message about dogs and couches.

roar.
i'm thinking of starting a game with my co-workers. the object will be to snatch as many puppies out of their respective carriers. and find them a good home.

work rant #1. complete.

4 comments:

kev said...

pic #1 looks photoshopped.

benita l said...

=S...i agree...dogs should be free fr/ those totey things XP...seriously...some ppl don't deserve pets.

Melody said...

finally, you have comments... (you didn't have one before, right?)

and yes, the poor dogs. i never saw it that way...

are you a sucker for dogs like you are for grannies? :) tee, hee...

miss ya.

Anonymous said...

as all the summer ccf guys say these days:
brutal.