the great divide

Coming home from the lake after an awesome time spent with a friend at 2a.m., I walked into my room to find The Great Divide.

Using what must have been half a roll of my masking tape, my roommate decided to split our room right down the middle. Now, I'm kind of torn as I don't know her intentions- whether it was simply a prank, or that she really hated my guts and could no longer stand sharing a room. I must admit she has a right to be upset with me (you'll hear about this soon enough), but I had no idea it was this bad. Speechless, I stood there gaping at her sleeping body- I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!

Wasting no time, the gears churned and just like *that* I came up with a master plan: to move all of my posessions onto her side of the line. I had to try hard to suppress my laughter; I felt like a little kid again, sneaking around in the kitchen for some late-night ice cream. I did a fairly good job, if I must say so myself. Now the exciting part will be at 7:30am when she wakes up and runs to her alarm clock, only to smack herself in the face on the back of my chair.

I wish I had a video camera.

She didn't even have the decency to use her own masking tape.


But with all seriousness, I really do question her intentions. Hopefully my evil-doings will lighten up the mood around here...